This is the pride and joy of our jokes section. If you're a trumpet (or brass) player you'll be rolling on the floor after reading this! Well, hopefully. Give it a read, you won't be disappointed!
Written by Erika Jones, now an alumni of MHS, this funny hiearchy was written during the 1999 season because all of the girls on our line had blonde hair. It was used as a joke to set up an order of seniority.